SHAKING THE TABLE PART 2 By Tobe Eze

 SHAKING THE TABLE PART 2

Someone should please help me remove bottles from this table that I want to shake now. Boys have drank well I do not want to break any bottle, I only want to shake the table and if possible break one leg.

Why is it that in a particular area now, ụmụ Boi not even ndị Oga are now planning on how to deceive some girls during Christmas, instead of how to do fast and be Oga on their own? Some have saved enough money for the project and some are still saving more. They are chatting with some girls now giving them high hopes and these ignorant daughters of Eve are now thinking that their weddings will be on January 1st. Ụmụ Eve, bikonu wake up, they are just coming to deceive you and go back to base. They show their friends your chats with him and they are mocking you now. Continue Reading........

Again, why is it that many boys are now confused that they do not know what they want? I want a slim, hot, sexy, tall, with little flesh, dark skinned, but a little fair, not too fat, hard working lady. You want a slim girl and all that you care to ask every morning, afternoon and night is “have you eaten”? How can someone who obeys your order of eating be slim? You do not ask about school, work, business, prayer life etc and you want a slim girl. You want a hot girl and if she dresses good, you become jealous that she is seeing another man. You want a sexy girl and you do not want a heart break. If you want sexy girl, why not go to the brothel. You want a tall girl and you are always jealous that she is taller than you and looks good more than you, are you not confused? You are now a monitoring demon to know if she is following another man. Lekwa gi lee heart attack. You want a little flesh and you keep her late in the night chatting and calling after the fatigue of her daily work, where will the flesh come from without rest? You want a dark skinned girl and you often compare her with Bobrisky or other celebrities and other ladies. She will bleach na. A little fair girl but you always praise fair girls before her. You don’t praise dark skinned girls before her. Not too fat and you are only good in taking her out to spoil her with edibles and deceive her always that she is not getting fat but adding flesh. You want a hard working girl and at the same time you want her online always. You want her to be on call with you always. No one eats his cake and have it again. It is either you define your terms and follow them than gathering the impossible.

Let me try this leg to know if it can be broken. Why is it that men like lying about their date lives. A man will swear in the both testaments and join it with their village deity that he is only dating a particular girl when he has about four or five of them. They will continue to tell ụmụ Eve that they love them more than anything on earth when they know deep down their hearts, they are lying. They pretend to be good and last last, they will strike like an eagle. They will always take the body and leave the heart that is broken to God.

Men, is it a sin if you do charity without condition? I have come to understand that these days, men can only do conditional charity. To take a girl out, she must pay with her body after that. To buy her recharge card, she must pay with her body after that. To buy her data, the same thing. To buy her any gift at all, she must pay back. To visit you, you must demand for sex. Is there anything free about you ikorobia? Can’t she eat your money without you eating her? Can’t she visit you and go without you taking the advantage? Joseph saw a naked woman and ran away and you are busy undressing a well dressed lady. Tell me why you no go get Mammy Water one day. Ogbange girl is waiting for you. You like every girl that comes your way and that is why you will give them something to take something, na that same thing go take you one day.

Make I hold this one leg and wait for reactions. From the reactions both from the first one and this one, I will know if I will continue. I must leak every secret by the time I finish shaking this table. No person should stop me because I don vex. So, the two tables get three legs each. Waiting to know if I will continue. Daalụ nu