THE TABLE SHAKING CONTINUES PART 6 By Tobe Eze

 

I was thinking that I will rest this weekend from this table stuff, I did not know that my friend and brother had a plan for me this weekend.  Just as he told me his plans for me this weekend, I remembered that all of us have plans for this Christmas season. I have been planning for many things that I will do and many places that I will visit during this Christmas break. I am certain others have been doing the same thing at least since we entered the month of December. Many people have many agenda for this break. I will not talk about the agenda of girls not because they do not have but because the last table was the one I collected from a saloon, from the girls I met there. So, this table belongs to boys. Continuing Reading........

THIS TABLE THING IS NOW LASTING PART 5 By Tobe Eze

 

She tagged one of my statuses on WhatsApp and told me, “all men are the same, after all that we do for them.” When I saw the thing, I concluded that it is either that a true son of Adam has done it again or he did it in the past but not long ago. My problem is not about ihe nwa Adam mere but, I want to know exactly all those things that girls will always claim they have done for men. Severally I have heard that, after all that I did for him, I want to know exactly what they normally do. The thing is confusing me. Continue Reading............

*LIVE YOUR LIFE IN YOUR OWN DESIGN* *THE MIND IS EVERYTHING 👌. WHAT . By Brigid Adanna

 *LIVE YOUR LIFE IN YOUR OWN DESIGN*

*THE MIND IS EVERYTHING 👌. WHAT YOU THINK IS WHAT YOU BECOME*

1. Back then in school. I attended a unisex school where I found myself mixed up with girls of different calibre. There were the good, the bad and the ugly but most of all: the happening ones who we dubbed with the name *Ashanti's*

You see, the way these girls spend money, hangout, forge a lie in order to get a pass permit out of the school would give you the urge to be like them. Continue Reading......

STILL ON THE TABLE ISSUE PART 4 By Tobe Eze

 STILL ON THE TABLE ISSUE PART 4

Some people cannot close their mouths to save themselves. We were sitting outside discussing, all of a sudden my guy just told me that he wants to marry but the problem is that we do not have wife materials again. See me see trouble ooooo. So what he means is that all these girls that are moving everywhere on earth are not good to be wives. I just remembered that it has been long I touched any table. I just stood up and got the table where I kept it to continue the job.

Because you are even stingy to yourself, any girl that requests for your help is no longer a wife material. If a girl asks for your money, you will just tell the whole world that she is after your money. Let me ask you, should she be after your life to be a wife material? When she asks for recharge card, you will calculate how many weeks she will use it before sending it to her. If she asks for data, once you subscribe her, you will be following her online to know how many comments and likes she will get and you will be telling people that it is your money that is burning out like that. My brother, you have to go and learn tailoring because you are the one who is not a husband material not her. Continue Reading........

STILL SHAKING THE TABLE PART 3. By Tobe Eze

 STILL SHAKING THE TABLE PART 3

This girl stole the table and ran into a saloon thinking that I will not see the table again. I went into the shop and stayed inside there to break the table. Five persons who were the shop were listening to me. What I saw there reminded me of an experience I had some years ago.

I attended a wedding mass of my secondary school classmate. The mass was scheduled to begin by 11am and I did not know, I went there earlier thinking it was 10am mass.  Continue Reading................

SHAKING THE TABLE PART 2 By Tobe Eze

 SHAKING THE TABLE PART 2

Someone should please help me remove bottles from this table that I want to shake now. Boys have drank well I do not want to break any bottle, I only want to shake the table and if possible break one leg.

Why is it that in a particular area now, ụmụ Boi not even ndị Oga are now planning on how to deceive some girls during Christmas, instead of how to do fast and be Oga on their own? Some have saved enough money for the project and some are still saving more. They are chatting with some girls now giving them high hopes and these ignorant daughters of Eve are now thinking that their weddings will be on January 1st. Ụmụ Eve, bikonu wake up, they are just coming to deceive you and go back to base. They show their friends your chats with him and they are mocking you now. Continue Reading........

MAKE I SHAKE THE TABLE SMALL. By Tobe Eze

 MAKE I SHAKE THE TABLE SMALL

In so many Nollywood movies, we do see how poor wretched boys fall in love with rich beautiful girls and they will end up marrying themselves despite the odds they will suffer. Also we see beautiful poor girls and they will fall in love with poor boys and agree to work for better future. Some novels before go by names like “The Rich Girl and the Poor Boy”, “The Servant Boy and the Princess”. In some movies, you see some using flute, ball, farm work and so on to get rich girls and at last they will marry each other.

Again, we, see beautiful girls and even rich girls falling in love with disabled boys, we are always happy seeing that. I for one enjoy that type of film like mad. I always watch them for I see hope for the hopeless in them. Continue Reading..........

LOT’S WIVES EVERYWHERE By Tobe Eze

 LOT’S WIVES EVERYWHERE

We are very conversant with the story of how the wife of Lot turned into a pillar of salt when she looked back on their flight out from Sodom. Because of ordinary turning, she turned into a pillar of salt, if this generation existed then or if the experience should repeat itself, I am certainly that the number of pillars of salt will be more than the world population. It surprises me that we have lost it entirely that we cannot control ourselves in very simple things around us.

I gave you my phone to see a message that someone sent me. After seeing it, you left the message, entered my WhatsApp and searched all my chats. I lost my privacy to you because I showed you a message. After that, you entered Facebook messenger and searched all my chats. And lastly, you checked my normal message and everything checkable. State CID Weldon oooo. Why would you not turn into a pillar of salt?

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PARENTING AND RESPONSIBILITIES By Victor Obinwa

 

PARENTING AND RESPONSIBILITIES

The Author 08105790391

By Victor Obinwa

+2348105790391

In this article we are going to discuss in details the issues concerning parenting and responsibilities.

The reason for this is because in our society today, many parents have failed in their responsibilities to their children and this has led to increase in immorality and child labor as the order of the day. You hardly find a modern family that is built with the main family culture and respect which has brought about conflicts and separation amongst families in the name of western culture. Indeed, western culture has done a lot of good to us in terms of the way we think, act, communicate and also helped us to do away with cultures that has to do with encroaching in the rights of individuals in a given society, indiscriminate killing and shedding of innocent blood all in the name of culture and religion. Continue Reading............

THEY SAID I AM STUPID By Tobe Eze

 THEY SAID I AM STUPID

Please, just read my own part of the stories of what happened that my very good friends had the gut to say that I am stupid.

I am a secondary school student, using a phone of or about ₦57,000, I subscribe it every month at least, ₦1,500. I get all the money from my parents. I told my friend how I get the money and he was not comfortable with me. Continue Reading.......