VILLAGE MEETING (MEETING ỤMỤNNA) PART THREE By Tobe Eze

 

THIS LIFE I CAN’T KILL MYSELF OOOOO. 

Seriously I have seen that this life is actually not balanced. When you are expecting that things will fall in place for you, one nonsense will just carry itself and take away your joy. Even, sometimes people will think you are enjoying without knowing that you are already dying. This is the cause of many depressions and even suicide we see these days. I have my many challenges likewise many other persons have theirs. If so, then I cannot come and kill myself.

Is it because I am getting old and my star is still delaying. The star does not want to shine. My classmates have made it, so many of them have many mansions, cars, business enterprises, companies, working in very high offices, top positions in the politics, have highly paid jobs and so on. I am just struggling to put food on my table, my life is filled with sufferings. Seriously I need to end all these. But, many of my classmates have also died and I am still alive. Biko, I can’t come and go and kill myself. Continue Reading..........

Poor parenting: another perspective on the cause of neo-paganism. By Tobe Eze

 

Introduction

Parenting is a vital tool in the training of every child, if handled very well with the help of God, brings forth the result of wonderful children and if neglected, the result will be nothing to write home about. Parenting has its primary place in the family. It is perfectly obtained in the family. There are now many ways parents train their children which contribute to the present situation of neo-paganism. It is now of an important role for this article to explain family, duties of parents in the training of children, poor parenting and how poor parenting can be a cause of neo-paganism. Continue Reading..,......

VILLAGE MEETING (MEETING ỤMỤNNA) PART TWO By Tobe Eze

 

ALLOW ME TO ENJOY MYSELF BIKO 

Till you stay or work under presons who are like these, you will not understand why I am seriously shouting for this meeting ụmụnna. Most times, it is not always those who suffer more that cry out but those who are observing. That is why you will always notice mistakes in the pitch when you are just watching the match or you will be applying break with your legs and turning steering from your own side when you notice that the driver is not doing as you wish. This meeting that I am shouting for us to have is now urgent because of these:

Because you like taking alcohol, any other person who does not take alcohol should be avoided because you do not know what gives the person joy. Onye Joy. Biko, everyone must not be you and everyone must not like alcohol, mind your own business and pray  that that alcohol will not lead you astray. Or the other way round. Because you are not drinking alcohol, those who take it are now candidates for hell fire. Mummy G O daalụ. Who told you that that person taking alcohol is not better than you? Mind your own business and leave people alone biko. Na your own hell fire? Do not just allow your soft drink or water to disgrace you one day or worst still, take you to hell fire. Continue Reading.........

REASONS WHY NIGERIAN CITIZENS TRAVEL ABROAD By Victor Obinwa

                    

In recent times, Nigerian citizens have been travelling out of the country for one thing or the other. Those who have the financial wherewithal have landed themselves in America, Asia, Europe etc. and today, many are still trying to leave the shores of the country if they have the chance.

                           

     HERE ARE THE REASONS WHY NIGERIAN CITIZENS TRAVEL ABROAD

INCOME

Nigerians are aware that the time and energy they invest working in the country will earn them more income if they replicate that abroad. Being hardworking in diaspora means more money in the bank account, but the same cannot be said in the case of Nigeria.  Continue Reading.........

VILLAGE MEETING (MEETING ỤMỤNNA) PART ONE By Tobe Eze

 Ndị men and women of God

Some may think that I am tired of breaking the table. I still have excess energy, just that I decided to enjoy my Christmas break. I really enjoyed the break. I am back again but not to break tables but just like Nigerian films, I will change the name of the series now. From now, it will no longer be table breaking but VILLAGE MEETING (MEETING ỤMỤNNA).

This Christmas opened my eyes ooo. A lady met me complaining how bad this her particular friend is. That they have been friends from childhood and this girl paid her back with betrayal. Because I know the pain of betrayal, I was already having pity on her. I was feeling her pains. But when I asked her what her friend did, my feelings changed. Continue Reading..........

THE TABLE SHAKING CONTINUES PART 6 By Tobe Eze

 

I was thinking that I will rest this weekend from this table stuff, I did not know that my friend and brother had a plan for me this weekend.  Just as he told me his plans for me this weekend, I remembered that all of us have plans for this Christmas season. I have been planning for many things that I will do and many places that I will visit during this Christmas break. I am certain others have been doing the same thing at least since we entered the month of December. Many people have many agenda for this break. I will not talk about the agenda of girls not because they do not have but because the last table was the one I collected from a saloon, from the girls I met there. So, this table belongs to boys. Continuing Reading........

THIS TABLE THING IS NOW LASTING PART 5 By Tobe Eze

 

She tagged one of my statuses on WhatsApp and told me, “all men are the same, after all that we do for them.” When I saw the thing, I concluded that it is either that a true son of Adam has done it again or he did it in the past but not long ago. My problem is not about ihe nwa Adam mere but, I want to know exactly all those things that girls will always claim they have done for men. Severally I have heard that, after all that I did for him, I want to know exactly what they normally do. The thing is confusing me. Continue Reading............

*LIVE YOUR LIFE IN YOUR OWN DESIGN* *THE MIND IS EVERYTHING 👌. WHAT . By Brigid Adanna

 *LIVE YOUR LIFE IN YOUR OWN DESIGN*

*THE MIND IS EVERYTHING 👌. WHAT YOU THINK IS WHAT YOU BECOME*

1. Back then in school. I attended a unisex school where I found myself mixed up with girls of different calibre. There were the good, the bad and the ugly but most of all: the happening ones who we dubbed with the name *Ashanti's*

You see, the way these girls spend money, hangout, forge a lie in order to get a pass permit out of the school would give you the urge to be like them. Continue Reading......

STILL ON THE TABLE ISSUE PART 4 By Tobe Eze

 STILL ON THE TABLE ISSUE PART 4

Some people cannot close their mouths to save themselves. We were sitting outside discussing, all of a sudden my guy just told me that he wants to marry but the problem is that we do not have wife materials again. See me see trouble ooooo. So what he means is that all these girls that are moving everywhere on earth are not good to be wives. I just remembered that it has been long I touched any table. I just stood up and got the table where I kept it to continue the job.

Because you are even stingy to yourself, any girl that requests for your help is no longer a wife material. If a girl asks for your money, you will just tell the whole world that she is after your money. Let me ask you, should she be after your life to be a wife material? When she asks for recharge card, you will calculate how many weeks she will use it before sending it to her. If she asks for data, once you subscribe her, you will be following her online to know how many comments and likes she will get and you will be telling people that it is your money that is burning out like that. My brother, you have to go and learn tailoring because you are the one who is not a husband material not her. Continue Reading........

STILL SHAKING THE TABLE PART 3. By Tobe Eze

 STILL SHAKING THE TABLE PART 3

This girl stole the table and ran into a saloon thinking that I will not see the table again. I went into the shop and stayed inside there to break the table. Five persons who were the shop were listening to me. What I saw there reminded me of an experience I had some years ago.

I attended a wedding mass of my secondary school classmate. The mass was scheduled to begin by 11am and I did not know, I went there earlier thinking it was 10am mass.  Continue Reading................